carlieforniaa:

Succulence, San Francisco CA
Instagram: carlierhiannon

carlieforniaa:

Succulence, San Francisco CA
Instagram: carlierhiannon

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i’m so judgmental i judge people who aren’t judgemental

When a fly gets too close to my food

Big Bang Theory is to TV as Nickelback is to music.

the decibel of a car radio is indirectly proportional to the drivers taste in music.

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

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dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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superwholockgarfield:

sharkybutt:

to-rakuen:

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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

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psyducked:

Grandma’a sewing is starting to get sassy

psyducked:

Grandma’a sewing is starting to get sassy

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alexdevillers: your dream. without exploding bones.

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