A city populated by attention whores. New York City, mainly Manhattan and Brooklyn, will suck your wallet and life dry. It only exists for the very rich or the very poor, or worse, tourists. People who want to live a “normal” life best look for a different city that will allow you to enjoy your fruits of your labor, not just be able to hang out at the latest lounge/restaurant/Starbucks because your shitty apartment is too depressing and small to hang out in. If you need to live in a city where you want 95% of your personality to be the city’s namesake, then New York City is for you. — dumblikeyou2

It’s take your kids to work day. Here’s my face when people introduce me to their kids

queennubian:

eyan-j:

missthickbitch:

carrotsaregood:

handicapped selfie swag

Yoooooo this is pretty epic

oh man. the game is back on.

Boss level selfie

queennubian:

eyan-j:

missthickbitch:

carrotsaregood:

handicapped selfie swag

Yoooooo this is pretty epic

oh man. the game is back on.

Boss level selfie

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Erectile Dysfunction? No it’s functioning perfectly by not being erect. You’re old and gross, stop fucking — (via killrichpeople)
whyihatenewyork:

Because tourists pay to take a photo of a photo of the Statue of Liberty when the real thing is literally right behind them.

whyihatenewyork:

Because tourists pay to take a photo of a photo of the Statue of Liberty when the real thing is literally right behind them.

kloblow:

What have I become


Really cool?

kloblow:

What have I become

Really cool?

kenobi-wan-obi:

2brwngrls:

In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers. 

Get em Snoop!

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A diet is a cure that doesn’t work for a disease that doesn’t exist. — Fat Underground (via feminist-physicist)

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princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

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Every movie that you watch has to have fuck scenes - when it’s not a movie about fucking. I don’t mind fucking, in porn. If you wanna watch someone fuck in a movie, watch pornography, that’s what is there for. But if I’m watching a bank robbery movie, why is there a fuck scene I have to sit through? Is not even a good fuck scene. If I wanna watch fucking, I’ll watch porn. But no one will openly watch porn and share it with their fucking friends and family. People watch porn sneaky, if they watch it at all. So what happens they have to sprinkle out that titillation in little tiny tidbits in mainstream media, where it doesn’t belong. How is the bank robbery affected by the fuck scene? Stop! I don’t put bank robberies in your porn. — Doug Stanhope (via iamdougstanhope)
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me. Doug Stanhope (via heaveninourarms)

foxtrotsky:

What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.

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officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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bepeu:

i have that disease where i get indigestion when too many dumb people are talking at the same time